The Secret to Getting Laid...READ! (Guys and Girls WELCOME!)?

WOW!!! And I thought the advice that Maxim dishes out was bad! If you are a guy and you want to get laid, go to a swingers club! It's far easier! There are a hundred things that women are attracted to that you made no mention of! And it is different for every woman! If you want to get into my pants, you need to be intelligent, well read, and funny! Things that will not help you the slightest bit.... being attractive, going to the gym, using topical acne treatments, or getting pick up advice from yahoo answers!