Is this a good short essay about Online Poker?

Politicians don’t understand that you can’t legislate morality. First , now poker! The advent of online poker gave a whole new generation the chance to experience America’s greatest sport – going **** up and ruining your life based on random chance. It was like the old west but the hookers were hotter. Without ever having to step foot in seedy casino, a whole new generation had the chance to gamble without their friends and family finding out. Then president Bush came along and spoiled the party with a new law blocking payments to Internet gambling sites from checks, debit cards, credit cards, or any type of electronic transfer. You can plow cash into a volatile stock market as in suits run around f**king with your retirement. You can bet on an emaciated animal running around the track. You can buy a girl from Eastern Europe online. You can fritter away money on fantasy baseball. You can spend as much as you want on state lottery tickets at odds of 120 million to one. You can fill your home full of guns. You can even play Bingo in the church hall. Yet, according to the religious fervor and scare-mongering of the hypercritical, right-winged moralist on Las Vegas's dole, they believe it is there job to ban everything that is fun. Online gambling is not suddenly a menace to society and a danger to our children. Smoking, ******, polygamy, and now poker! And they call themselves patriots?!!! What could be more quintessentially American then addiction and gambling? Poker is a game of lying and taking other people’s s**t so they are ruined for life. That’s my America, baby. Turn on your TV – The World Series Of Poker is is on ESPN all the time. Apparently, it is no longer up to us how we squander our money. What happen to Land of the F**king Free?!!